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The little JOEY Book Series 
of 
Life Lessons Not Learned

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A Book Series 
That Teaches 
By 
Bad Example











The Dreary Doomed Day little joey finally fitfully fatefully realized 
that FEUDING destroys the brain
while
Compromise, Consideration, Caring, Concession and Compassion
nourish, protect, fortify, strengthen, mend, revive and heal the brain





Little Boy 
JOEY 
and his 
Runaway Train  
Little Brain







BY DAVE MASCHKA

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FROM THE HEART OF DAVE MASCHKA







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                     Slow-e Joey 
               and his 
                Chicken Sandwich 
                Surprise 
A
day
in
the
laughy life
of
l i t t l e
JOEY


                      Cats or Brats

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Poor Little Joey
He 
Fall 
Down 
Go 
Boom 
                          C o m i n g   V e r y   M e r r y   S o o n
The Day Little Joey 
Lost His Mouse 
 and 
Lost His Mind
and
Lost His Mind
and
Lost His Mouse
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Little Joey 
Learns 
The Hard-Hearted Way 
that 
HATE Destroys
and
LOVE Heals
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Do
little
Joey
and
B I G
K A R M A
go
1 on 1
Little How little Joey 
       Lost It All
     By Foolishly Choosing
    HATE over LOVE



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And someone said to me, "Be patient, for all good things come to those who are patient," and so i was,  
and now, yep, you bet your booties, i have born the fruits of my patient labors !
YES!
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     and 
     Gain Everything
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      H A T E 
       and 
       lose 
      it 
     all
Little Joey 
and his confused
Cerebral noodle 
Noodle
DoublThe exact moment 
LITTLE joey 
came to the stark realization 
that 
KARMA 
could be one's best friend 
or 
one's worst enemy
Poor 
Little
SCARED 
Joey

It took him so so long 
To realize 
That what goes around. . . .  . . . . Comes around
 !
DThe 
Prayerful Power 
of 
the 
Purple Flower

DoubAvailable 
    JSTOR 
    China 
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             ~
              A 
              Tooth Pulling Story 
            To Chew On

                                 Only on Amazon
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The The sad sad bad day God threw a lightning bolt into little Joey's brain 
Because little Joey
Shucks
 Just jest plain brain would not  L i s t e n
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The doomed day little Joey found out 
that anger does not pay......
it costs !
Double cl  The tumultuous time 
         little joey came to the realization  
            that revenge 
        is just as destructive to the mind 
          as is hate 
Double click heThe Day little joey pulled his hair out
                 after learning that AP does not care 
          1 teeny tiny iota
               about the ravings of a mindless man
Doub
little joey was so sad the day he realized 
that  winners drive this 
and losers like himself drive junk !
Double click what happened when little joey and boy Stevie T. conspired to conspire
                                       . . . . . . . absolutely nuttin'   !!!!!!!. .  . . . . . .
                           . . . . . . . 'cept a whole bunch of tears-n-fears-n-jeers
Double clilittle joey discovers the sad sad truth that,
          in Life, 
          only the strong survive
pP     Poor little joey sees the right bright light of loosing as a loser 
        when all around him the winners of the world have prevailed
DIt's hard hard lesson time for little joey
Today's lesson is: 
Some people never ever give up 
And some people have no choice but to give up
little joey comes to the stark realization 
that there truly are things in Life that are much worse than death
Dolittle joey looks into the mirror 
and sees failure 

little joey tries and fails miserably,
as he attempts in vain to come to grips with the heartbreaking fact that, 
in Life, 
there are things much, much worse than death

YES !
little 
joey 
realizes 
that 
grief 
goes 
beyond 
tears
ScaredScared little joey 
prays for forgiveness, mercy 
and redemption
look who little joey met on the way to salvation 

Double "why me?," little joey asks, "why me?"
Dou"Oh God," little joey wonders, "how will it all end?"
Dlittle joey cries out in agony, 
"I can't believe this is happening to me !"
Dosad sack little joey 
struggles mightily
 to get beyond the heartbreaking feelings 
of 
HOPELESSNESS
cYes, little joey - 
the Golden Rule applies to you too 
poor little joey. . . . . 
he learns that he did not learn 
if little joey would have only listened
Doare you listening little joey or is it too late ? 
yep, 
it's too too late 
Dobe happy little joey, 
or at least try not to be so sad  
as i try hard not to be very very happy knowing that you are very very sad 
Dsome good words from the good book 
for bad little joey to chew on
DoubleSome are laughing all the way to old age while others are crying all the way to the grave
little joey's sobering reaction when he 1st heard the timeless adage, 
"For with the measure you grace goodness, love, and kindness, 
so shall goodness, love, and kindness be measured unto you."    
Do
little joey wonders 
about the wonderings of Life.......
what does it all mean?
It means WHAT YOU GAVE.....
YOU GOT ! ! ! ! 
IT MEANS, 
FOR THE MEANIES, in particular,
WHAT GOES AROUND
YES
COMES AROUND !
D     h o w   t r u e  
Doublittle joey's very first chat with God after he learned of his doomsday affliction went something like this:
"But God, dear God, not me dear God, not me, little joey, your humble servant! Why dear Lord, I don't deserve this affliction! Please, please dear God, please give this death sentence to someone else, oh dear Lord !!!" . 
And the Lord smiled sweetly and said  "But dear little joey, certainly you know in your heart that those who give evil shall get evil, eh, little joey? ! ! ! !"  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
THAT is Great
THIS is Great
Life is Great
Marriage is Great
The Future is Great
Writing Career is Great
Altruistic Endeavors are Great
God is Great
KARMA is GREAT !!!!!
I am Great
YES !
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
DNEVER DEFEATED     NEVER EVER DEFEATED      NEVER      YOU HEAR ME?     NEVER !
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Dou               little joey's super secret silly sappy signal
   How we knew then what little joey now knows now - wow !
Doulittle joey returns to his Joy-Z roots
What a Hoot !
who's sorry ain't  the question

who's HAPPY is ! 
A Pathetic Peek into little joey's Foreseeable Future
The sad glad mad day that little JOEY found out that his favorite snake oil supply store, unlike his wannabe bombastic book club, would not be open IN PERPETUITY, thus preventing BOY joey from doing his impetuously impish IMPULSE snake oil shopping on WEDNESDAY night

Oh what delight! 
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